{"product_id":"fuck-it-2026-spiral-bound-wall-calender","title":"Fuck It 2026 Spiral Bound Wall Calender","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"63\" data-end=\"164\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; color: rgb(47, 47, 47); line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-decoration-line: revert; font-family: Archivo-Regular;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-start=\"63\" data-end=\"162\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; font-weight: revert; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003e“Life’s too short for boring calendars—let’s make 2026 bold, badass, and unapologetically fun!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"171\" data-end=\"202\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; font-weight: revert; line-height: revert; font-size: revert; color: rgb(47, 47, 47); list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-decoration-line: revert; font-family: Archivo-Regular;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0783\/3563\/9777\/files\/34896b2bb9a92db11f3a79899aef6f9961dd39f2.jpg?v=1765948962\" alt=\"\" width=\"1500\" height=\"1500\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; vertical-align: middle; max-width: 100%; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; font-weight: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; white-space: revert !important; height: auto !important;\"\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"46\" data-end=\"168\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; color: rgb(47, 47, 47); line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-decoration-line: revert; font-family: Archivo-Regular;\"\u003e✨ \u003cspan data-start=\"48\" data-end=\"75\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; font-weight: revert; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003eHilarious \u0026amp; Bold Design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"75\" data-end=\"78\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; font-weight: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003e\n Each month features a sweary affirmation—your daily dose of humor, confidence, and sass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"170\" data-end=\"283\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; color: rgb(47, 47, 47); line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-decoration-line: revert; font-family: Archivo-Regular;\"\u003e? \u003cspan data-start=\"173\" data-end=\"199\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; font-weight: revert; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003eSpiral-Bound \u0026amp; Durable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"199\" data-end=\"202\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; font-weight: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003e\n Flip with ease. Stays intact all year on your wall—office, kitchen, or bedroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"285\" data-end=\"398\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; color: rgb(47, 47, 47); line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-decoration-line: revert; font-family: Archivo-Regular;\"\u003e? \u003cspan data-start=\"288\" data-end=\"312\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; font-weight: revert; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003eMore Than a Calendar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"312\" data-end=\"315\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; font-weight: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003e\n Stay organized while embracing your badassery and telling negativity to f*ck off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"400\" data-end=\"491\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; color: rgb(47, 47, 47); line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-decoration-line: revert; font-family: Archivo-Regular;\"\u003e? \u003cspan data-start=\"403\" data-end=\"430\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; font-weight: revert; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003eClear \u0026amp; Spacious Layout\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"430\" data-end=\"433\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; font-weight: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003e\n Plenty of room for notes, reminders, or random thoughts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"493\" data-end=\"620\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; color: rgb(47, 47, 47); line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-decoration-line: revert; font-family: Archivo-Regular;\"\u003e? \u003cspan data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"526\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; font-weight: revert; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003ePerfect Gift with Attitude\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"526\" data-end=\"529\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; font-weight: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003e\n A cheeky, unforgettable gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who loves humor with sass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1406\" data-end=\"1421\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; font-weight: revert; line-height: revert; font-size: revert; color: rgb(47, 47, 47); list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-decoration-line: revert; font-family: Archivo-Regular;\"\u003e? DETAILS\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1422\" data-end=\"1627\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; list-style-position: inside; list-style-image: unset; color: rgb(47, 47, 47); line-height: revert; max-width: 100%; text-decoration-line: revert; font-family: Archivo-Regular;\"\u003e\n \u003cli data-start=\"1422\" data-end=\"1451\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; font-weight: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: unset; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: unset; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp data-start=\"1424\" data-end=\"1451\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; font-weight: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-start=\"1424\" data-end=\"1435\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; font-weight: revert; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003eFormat:\u003c\/span\u003e Wall calendar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1505\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; font-weight: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: unset; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: unset; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp data-start=\"1454\" data-end=\"1505\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; font-weight: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-start=\"1454\" data-end=\"1463\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; font-weight: revert; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e 8.5 × 11 inches (standard US wall size)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1549\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; font-weight: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: unset; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: unset; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp data-start=\"1508\" data-end=\"1549\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; font-weight: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-start=\"1508\" data-end=\"1518\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; font-weight: revert; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003ePages:\u003c\/span\u003e 13 total (cover + 12 months)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli data-start=\"1550\" data-end=\"1601\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; font-weight: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: unset; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: unset; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp data-start=\"1552\" data-end=\"1601\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; font-weight: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-start=\"1552\" data-end=\"1562\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; font-weight: revert; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003eStyle:\u003c\/span\u003e Bold typography + hand-drawn doodles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli data-start=\"1602\" data-end=\"1627\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; font-weight: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: unset; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: unset; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp data-start=\"1604\" data-end=\"1627\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; font-weight: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-start=\"1604\" data-end=\"1617\" style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; unicode-bidi: embed; font-weight: revert; color: revert; font-size: revert; font-style: revert; line-height: revert; list-style-type: revert; max-width: 100%; text-align: revert; text-decoration: revert; white-space: revert !important;\"\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/span\u003e English\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: revert; padding: revert; 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